Caramel Pecan Sticky Rolls

As I mentioned in an earlier blog post, I recently had a craving for Caramel Pecan sticky rolls, and went to Panera to get one.  But, since it was 8:00 at night, they were all out.  So I decided to visit the Safeway right next door and get the ingredients to make my own. 

They weren’t so good.  The flavor was fine, but the texture was way off.  Very heavy.  So, I decided, as I am wont to do, that it was now my personal mission to make the perfect Caramel Pecan sticky rolls.  I went through a total of three batches (most of which I gave away to the office staff at my apartment complex and my co-workers, I’ll have you know) until I got what I was looking for. 

I was so proud of my creations that I even had to go out and buy some white china plates that I could use to photography my sticky rolls because the green plates that I was using before just didn’t do them justice.  So now, here is the recipe for my Caramel Pecan Sticky Rolls.  Enjoy.

Ingredients

Roll:

  • 3 1/2 – 4 C Flour
  • 1/3 C Sugar
  • 1 t Salt
  • 5 t Active Dry Yeast
  • 1/4 t Baking Soda
  • 1 C Warm Milk (120-130 degrees)
  • 1/3 C Softened Butter
  • 1 Egg

Filling

  • 1/4 C Sugar
  • 1-2 t Cinnamon
  • 2 T Softened Butter

Carmel Topping

  • 1 C Packed Brown Sugar
  • 1/2 C Butter
  • 1/4 C Dark Corn Syrup
  • 1 1/2 – 2 C Pecans

Instructions

1. Add 2 C flour, 1/3 C Sugar, salt, yeast, and baking soda to the bowl of your stand mixer.  Add in milk, 1/3 C butter, and egg.  Using the paddle attachment, mix just until smooth, but don’t overmix.  Add remaining flour (1 1/2 to 2 C) gradually into the mix until dough is easy to handle, but not too dry.

2. Turn the dough out on a floured surface and knead until smooth and elastic.  Add additional flour as necessary to keep the dough from sticking.  Place the dough in a greased bowl and cover with plastic wrap.  Allow to rise for 90 minutes, or until dough is doubled.*

*I found that the absolute best way to deal with fast-rising dough like this is to use steam.  I put the bowl, uncovered in the cold oven, and put the base of my electric steamer filled with water in the oven and well, and would turn it on for 10 minutes every half-hour.  You could accomplish the same thing by using a shallow pan on the bottom rack of your oven which you can fill with boiling water, then place the dough on top of the pan on the top rack.  Replace the water every 30 minutes or so.  This helps keep the dough hydrated and speeds up the rise, which will result in a lighter, more delicate roll.

3.  While the dough is rising, Mix Brown Sugar, Corn Syrup, and 1/2 C butter in a saucepan and bring to a boil.  Once thoroughly combined, pour into the bottom of an ungreased 9×13” pan.  I prefer glass in this case.  Sprinkle pecan halves over the caramel in a single layer.  Caramel should be pretty much covered by pecans. Set aside

4. Turn out the risen dough onto a floured surface and roll out to a rectangle shape approximately 10×15”.  Using your hands cover the dough with 2T of softened butter.  Then sprinkle on cinnamon and sugar.  Roll up along the long side of the dough to form a “snake” about 15” long.  Using a very sharp knife, but the snake into 12 pieces.  Place those pieces on top of the caramel pecan mixture, allowing a little bit of room for a second rise.

5. Allow the rolls to rise another 30-45 minutes.  (I use the steam trick again for the first 30 minutes, then pull out for 15 while the oven preheats.)  Preheat over to 350 degrees.  Bake for 25-27 minutes or until the “top” of the rolls are golden brown and the centers are done, but just barely.

6.  While still hot, run a knife around the outside edge of the pan to loosen any rolls that may have stuck to the edges of the pan.  Then, place a greased cookie sheet upside-down on top of the rolls, then flip the sheet and the 9X13 pan upside down. Make sure that the rolls have separated from the pan, and then let the pan sit for about a minutes for the caramel mixture to drizzle down over the rolls.  Remove the pan.

7. Gorge yourself silly.

 

Yesterday, I documented in a somewhat disjointed fashion my latest trevails in bread making.  I am pleased to report that the No-Knead Bread experiment was a resounding success.  Exhibit A.

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The loaf is crusty and chewy on the outside, with a soft, pleasant interior and a rustic larger bubble structure, like a good artisan loaf.  Despite the fact that I had to stay up until 1AM to finish the loaf because I got distracted by Assassins Creed 2 on the Xbox, it was well worth the minimal effort necessary to make this bread.  In fact, I have decided that, from now on, I will no longer buy artisan bread from the store.  It’s just WAY too easy to make this bread.  And, for about $0.50, I was able to make bread that would cost me $5 to buy.  And it was actually better.

How do you do it?  You will need a very small bit of specialized hardware for this project.  But fortunately for you, it is very cheap.  Exhibit B.

 

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This is a 10" unglazed terra cotta flower pot with a 12" terra cotta saucer that I got from the garden section of my local Fred Meyer.  Together, the two of them cost me $11.36 cents including tax.  You may even be able to find them cheaper at a certain evil company whose name rhymes with Sprawl-Mart.  This will be the baking vessel.  You want to make sure that you get the UNGLAZED terra cotta.  And make sure you wash it thoroughly before you use it to bake, please.  You could also use something like a lidded ceramic dish or cast iron Dutch oven.  It’s got to be something that can absorb and hold heat and distribute it evenly.  It also must be covered.  More on that later.

You will also need to get a couple of non-terrycloth towels, preferably cotton.  I used my pastry fabric for rolling out pie dough (best thing EVER for pie dough), but if you don’t have that, a basic tea towel will do.

Ingredients:

3 Cups of Bread Flour.  (All Purpose will work, but it won’t be anywhere near as crusty and delicious)
1/4 t. Active Dry Yeast
1 1/4 t. Salt
1 5/8 C Water (Just use a 3/4 measure, and don’t quite fill it all the way to the top).
A pinch of cornmeal (to keep dough from sticking)

And that’s it.  The trick is in the technique.

First, you’ll want to put all the dry ingredients together into a large bowl.  Using a fork or whisk, stir them together to evenly distribute the yeast and salt.  Then add the water and stir until combined.  The dough will be very wet and sticky.  That is by design.  Put a sheet of plastic wrap down on the dough directly, and place the bowl in a standard 70 degree(ish) room.  I used my laundry room, which was a little warmer because the dryer was running.

A quick food science lesson: What makes good crusty bread good is gluten.  It’s a substance that’s created when the protein in the wheat flour is mixed with water.  When making bread, there are two ways to encourage the formation of gluten.  Traditionally, when you want to get a great, crusty bread, you knead the hell out of it.  Most recipes for artisanal breads say that you should knead the dough for 30 minutes by hand or 15 minutes if you’re using a stand mixer.  Then you let it rise.  Punch it down and knead it again.  Let it rise again, then bake it.  Well, there’s another way to generate gluten in your bread dough: time.  Gluten will generally form if given enough time…even if you don’t knead it at all.  With bread, however, the difficulty is giving the dough enough time to generate gluten, but not so much time that the yeast can take over and turn your dough into the Blob that Ate Tokyo.  That is why, for this recipe, there is such a minute amount of yeast.  If you were to put in a full packet of yeast, the dough would balloon up in a couple of hours, and the yeast would have eaten through all the food in the dough before there would be enough time for the dough to develop adequate gluten.  With such a small amount of yeast, the dough rises very slowly, allowing the dough time to get all gluteny.  And no, gluteny is not a word.

The dough for this recipe must sit for 12-18 hours…18 being preferable.  I had originally planned on letting mine rest for 12 hours, but because I forgot, it got a 14 hour rest.  During that time, you’ll find that the bread will also develop the kind of flavor that most non-sourdough breads simply can’t match. 

When the resting period is up, dust your bench and your hands with an ample amount of flour and turn the dough out onto the bench.  Simply fold the dough in thirds, turn it 90 degrees, then fold the dough in thirds again.  Then form the dough in a ball by tucking the edges of the dough underneath until you’ve got a nice skin on the top of the dough.  Spread out one of your towels and dust it with a little cornmeal.  Place the dough on the towel seam side down, dust it with a little more flour, and cover the whole thing with the other towel.  Let it rise for 2 more hours.

Because of my poor time planning and easy distractibility, I was unable to let my dough rise for the full 2 hours.  I set mine aside for about 50 minutes.  The final product was a little more dense than I would have liked, but it was still delicious.  I’m certain that if I had allowed it to rise the full 2 hours, it would have been perfect.

About 30 minutes before the final rise is complete, put the terra cotta pot inverted over the saucer (like in the picture) into a COLD oven and preheat the oven to 450 degrees.  I will take a moment to remind you AGAIN that you should never rely on your oven’s thermometer to be accurate.  Spend the $10 and get yourself a little oven thermometer.  You’ll be glad you did. 

When the time comes to bake the bread, open the oven, remove the terra cotta pot, and set it aside.  (ON A HOT PAD, PLEASE!  YOU’LL MELT YOUR COUNTERS OTHERWISE!)  Remove the top towel from the bread, then slide your hand under the bottom towel and pick up the dough ball.  Turn the dough upside down and place it in middle of the saucer.  For those of you keeping track, that means that the seam side will now be facing up.  It’ll look a little strange, but that’s fine.  Replace the pot on the saucer and close the oven.  Let the bread bake for 30 minutes.

After 30 minutes, remove the pot and let the bread continue to brown for another 10-30 minutes.  Remove from the oven and allow to cool at least a little bit.

Cut, slather with homemade peach jam, prepare to meet your maker in ecstasy. 

Now, I want to point out that this is a long post with VERY detailed instructions.  Much like my post about the Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies (which BTW, has driven more traffic to my blog than anything I’ve ever written except my post about mommy bloggers) I wanted to be very specific with the instructions, even though the actual application of those instructions is quite simple.  Give it a try. 

By the way, if you’re not particularly thrilled about the idea of having a terra cotta flower pot sitting around in your kitchen, don’t forget that the saucer can be used in the same way a pizza stone is.  Great for cookies, pizzas, and you can also use the whole pot for slow-roasting meats.  (You’ll just want to use a glass dish inside of the pot to hold the juices).

So, that’s the awesomeness of no-knead bread.  Thanks to the New York Times for the basic recipe, and to Alton Brown for the understanding of the science.  And now, I’m off to make a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich with cinnamon and brown sugar on homemade bread.  The King still lives!

 

Once upon a time, I used to cook.  A lot.  I used to spend hundreds of dollars on only the best ingredients.  I used to develop recipes, and invent new dishes (my Chicken Caesar Fry Bread Sandwich is one of my all-time favorites).  I’ve been doing this since I was a little kid.  I remember having my friend from across the street, Cary, over to play when I was about nine, and we experimented with frying stuff.  We even tried frying dill pickles in butter.  The best though, was the fried corn bran cereal.  Melt a little butter in the pan, toast the cereal in the butter until it’s warm and toasty, then sprinkle a little cinnamon and sugar over the top.  Hell, I’d still eat it, and I’m 30 now.

I was always baking, too.  When I went over to friend’s houses, we’d make pies.  Susan Miller and I made lemon bars once.  (Her mom used to call me Doogie Howser, because she thought I looked like Neil Patrick Harris when I was young.  I never saw the resemblance, but whatever.)

In college, I became addicted to the Food Network.  In fact, I bought my first TV in college so I could watch Food Network in my room, since my other roommates hogged the TV in the living room.  It wasn’t uncommon for me to feed my roommates.  Braised short ribs, pumpkin gnocchi with a brown-butter sage sauce, huge Thanksgiving dinners in the middle of May, homemade salsas, pasta with lemon-cilantro pesto, the best egg rolls you’ve ever had, an amazing chicken white chili.  Even a couple of years ago, having never made traditional chili before in my life (I don’t really like it), I managed to win a chili cook-off. 

But these days, I don’t cook anymore.  There are a few reasons for this.  First, I hate cleaning the kitchen.  I would rather clean out 1,000 dirty toilets than do dishes.  And don’t even get me started on cleaning the microwave or the oven.  Or the fridge.  Or mopping the floor.  When I cook, I made an epic mess, and since I don’t want to clean it up, I don’t cook.

Secondly, I’m trying to save money.  Cooking is expensive–if you do it the way I do it.  I’m a food snow, so  I need to have the good ingredients.  That’s all there is too it.

Third, I have no time.  It wasn’t uncommon for me to spend three or four hours cooking for people.  I don’t have three or for minutes to go to the bathroom these days, let alone cook for hours. Or clean up (see above.)

Finally, the main reason I don’t cook anymore is because, well, the “Why Bother” factor.  I live alone.  I have no friends.  Nobody ever visits me, nor do I ever go anywhere else.  Why in the world would I go out of my way to cook a huge meal just for me.  I’m not worth that much effort.  I’d rather spend $50 on an amazing dinner in a restaurant.  That way I’d actually save money, it wouldn’t take me 1/4 of the time, and I wouldn’t have to clean up.

But, every now and again, I get the drive for a concoction of mine from the old days and I’ll break out my kitchen equipment.  This weekend was one of those times.  Back when I was on the cruise ship, the kitchen would make a different sorbet every day for the passengers.  I got friendly with the waiter in the staff mess hall, and he would bring me sorbet when I wanted it.  My absolute favorite was the Kiwi sorbet.  I like Kiwi, but it’s even better in sorbet form.  When I got back, I developed a recipe for kiwi sorbet that is just divine.  It’s got that sweet, grassy, tangy flavor of fresh kiwi, coupled with the slightly spicy seeds with make a great little “pop” in your mouth while you’re eating them.

To make this sorbet correctly, you will need an ice cream maker.  I suggest something like this, a countertop model with a core that you can just stick in the freezer.  It requires no ice, no salt, and takes far less time to churn a batch of ice cream or sorbet.  In fact, that’s the exact model I have.  It only cost me about $40.

 

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Matt’s Kiwi Sorbet

8-10 Kiwi
1/2 C. Sugar
1/2 C. Light Corn Syrup
1/2 C. Water
Juice of 1/2 a Lemon (if needed.)
1 raw egg white (optional)

 

1.  Peel the kiwi and puree in a blender or food processor.  The easiest way I’ve found to do this is to cut the Kiwi in half and use a spoon to scoop out the flesh, but if you want to use a paring knife to peel off the fuzz, that works too.  I recommend that you use Kiwi that are a little under-ripe.  The tartness of the unripe fruit gives the kiwi a little extra kick.  Plus, in the US, it’s always easier to find under-ripe Kiwi than ripe Kiwi.  Your best bet is to go to one of the Warehouse stores like Costco and get one of their clamshell cases of Kiwi.  It’s enough to make a double batch…and you’ll want to make a double-batch.

2. In a small saucepan, put the sugar, corn syrup, and water.  Bring the solution just barely to a boil and make sure that all the sugar is dissolved.  Remove from heat.  Before the syrup has cooled, combine the kiwi puree with the syrup.  The heat of the syrup with cook the puree slightly, making the color a slightly more vibrant green, and sweetening the puree. 

3.  Taste the mixture.  If it’s too sweet, add the juice of half a lemon.  If it’s not, stick in the refrigerator overnight.  It’s imperative that you leave the mixture in the fridge until it is very cold.  Otherwise, you’ll get a very grainy texture.  If you can’t leave it overnight, make sure it’s at least four hours.

4.  Make sure that you’ve frozen the core of the ice cream maker for at least 12 hours.  Turn on the machine FIRST, then pour in the sorbet mixture.  Let it run until the machine starts to labor (about 15 minutes or so).  Then scoop it out of the core, put it into a container, and stick it in the freezer to harden for 2-3 hours before serving.  You technically could eat it right out of the churn, but it’s pretty soft and will melt very quickly.

5.  If you like, you can pour a raw egg white into the churn about five minutes before it’s finished.  This will give the sorbet a lighter, almost fluffy texture (halfway between a sorbet and a meringue).  I don’t particularly like doing this, but it does help to keep the sorbet a touch more scoopable, and gives the sorbet a softer mouth-feel.

6.  Enjoy.

It’s really, really simple to make this, but it is SO good.  (And fat free!)  Learn from me, however.  Don’t eat too much of this at once.  Not unless you really like the decor in your bathroom.  Small portions are good. 

 

So, regular readers of my blog have heard me go on about my quest to develop the ultimate chocolate chip cookie recipe.  Over the last several months, I’ve made approximately 16 different recipes for chocolate chip cookies, including several of my own variation, in an effort to find a fail-proof recipe.  I’ve read books, surfed internet sites, and developed a recipe and technique that have worked wonders.  So, now that I have given the recipe away as a gift (along with all of the necessary kitchen gadgetry) for Christmas, I will now share my Ultimate C3 recipe with you.  I started with the classic Toll House recipe as a basis for my variation, and changed the chemistry of the dough slightly to improve flavor, consistency, and most of all, reliability of the recipe.  By way of a fair warning, if you’re not into the science behind baking, you’re probably going to learn a whole lot more than you wanted to know, because I’m not only going to give you a recipe, I’m going to give you a quick culinary lesson based on my research.

In a large mixing bowl, add 200 grams (1 1/2 C) of Bread Flour and 140 grams (1 Cup) of All-Purpose Flour.

Measuring flour is one of the single most important things a baker can do.  Flour, unlike say, sugar, is compact-able.  It settles over time. A standard cup of flour can contain between 125 and 175 grams of flour, depending on how that flour is measured, how long it has been settling, what kind of flour, etc.  If at all possible, you should measure flour by weight, not by volume. That way, you are certain to get reliable results because you’ll know you’re using the same amount of flour every time.  Assuming you can’t spend the $25 necessary to purchase what should be one of the most essential items in your kitchen, I have included volume measurements.  If you must use the volume measurement, use the scoop and sweep method.  Take the measuring cup and scoop the necessary flour out of the bag or container.  Then use the back of a butter knife to sweep the excess flour off so you get an exact measurement.  DO NOT sift the flour before you do this.  DO NOT pour the flour into the measuring cup.

Likewise, the different types of flours are important.  Bread flour is made from "hard" wheat, and contains higher amounts of protein, which are responsible for the creation of gluten…the substance that will make your cookies chewy.  Make sure that you use the correct proportion of bread flour to all-purpose flour listed above.

Add to the flour 1 teaspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon of baking powder, and 1/2 a teaspoon of baking soda.

In this recipe, I call for both baking powder and baking soda.  Here’s why.  Both baking powder and baking soda are chemicals which create gas that blows "bubbles" in your baked good, but they work in different ways.  Baking soda (Calcium Carbonate) is a leavening agent that works when it is combined with an acid. That’s why, if you put baking soda and vinegar together, you get a geyser.  Baking powder is a dried and powdered leavener which contains baking soda AND an acid (usually tartaric acid, or cream of tartar) which reacts twice:  once when it gets wet, and again when it gets above a certain temperature.  The classic Toll House recipe calls for only baking soda, but this is, in my estimation, a bit of a mistake, because there is very little acid in standard chocolate chip cookies.  Additional, you generally only need 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda to raise 1 cup of flour.  So, the traditional 1 t. of Baking Soda is actually overkill, and can result in the bubbles in the dough getting so big that they can pop, and the cookie can go flat.  By combining the both soda and powder, you get built-in cookie insurance.  And since Baking powder is only 1/4 as strong as Baking Soda (i.e., it takes 1 teaspoon to raise 1 Cup of flour), you’re actually decreasing the amount of leavening.

Additionally, it’s extremely important that your baking powder and baking soda be fresh.  If you’ve had it for more than six months, throw it out and get new stuff.  It does go bad, and stops working.

Using a whisk, combine all the dry ingredients together thoroughly.  You don’t want there to be pockets of baking soda or salt in your dough later on.  You could also sift them together, but that’s overkill, and I hate trying to clean sieves or sifters. Set the dry ingredients aside.

Then, in another bowl, place 1 stick of room-temperature butter and 1/2 cup of regular, non-flavored Crisco.  Add 1 Cup of Dark Brown Sugar, and 1/2 a Cup of White Sugar.  Beat this mixture for at LEAST two-three minutes, until the mixture is fluffy and much lighter in color. 

This step is, aside from measuring the flour, the single most important step you can take to ensure your cookies raise correctly.  When you cream fats and sugars together, you are essentially using the crystaline structure of the sugar to punch tiny air holes into the structures of the fat.  These holes are the basis for the bubbles that your leavening is going to blow up for you later.  The chemical leaveners don’t have the strength to raise a dense cookie dough without starter bubbles, and it’s the job of creaming the butter and the sugar together to create those starter bubbles.  Don’t skimp out on this step!  Also, you may notice that I’ve added much more brown sugar than white sugar.  This is on purpose.  Using the dark brown sugar makes for a much more complex, caramel, molasses notes in the cookie than white sugar, which pretty much just adds sweetness.

Once your mixture is thoroughly creamed, add two eggs and two teaspoons of Vanilla Extract.  Use the GOOD stuff, none of this artificial Vanilla flavoring.  REAL Vanilla Extract.  Mix until well combined.  Once you add the eggs and vanilla, you can’t add any more air bubbles to the fat, so if you skimped out on the last step, you have now passed the point of no return.

Slowly incorporate the flour mixture into the wet ingredients, until they are thoroughly combined.  Mixing the flour with the wet ingredients will create gluten in the dough.  Unlike in cake making, however, you don’t need to worry about overbeating this dough.  We aren’t looking for tender cookies, we’re looking for chewy cookies…especially right around the edges.  The dough should be fairly stiff.  Add 1/2 a bag of good quality chocolate chips (I prefer Milk Chocolate myself, but semi-sweet can be good too).  Mix the chocolate chips into the dough by hand until they are evenly distributed.

Refrigerate your dough.  It is imperative that you refrigerate your dough for at LEAST 30 minutes.  I would recommend letting it sit for 24-36 hours if you can help it.  Letting the dough sit has three purposes.  First, it lets the flour molecules hydrate and soak up any excess moisture from the fat, the eggs, and the vanilla. Secondly, it lets the fat firm up again, which will keep it from melting too quickly in the oven, and thus prevents over-spreading.  And finally, letting the dough rest for longer periods of time helps some really complex and delicious flavors develop in the dough.  You get even more caramel undertones, more depth in the flavor profile of the final cookie.  Just make sure its covered tightly to prevent fridge funk from seeping into the dough.

When you’re ready to bake your cookies, preheat your oven to 375 degrees.  Don’t trust that the thermostat on your oven will be accurate.  They rarely are.  Do yourself a huge favor and spend four dollars to invest in a cheap over thermometer.  That way you’ll always be sure your oven is always at the right temperature.  Also, I would suggest that you let your oven preheat for at least 30 minutes. I realized that, in the age of energy conservation, that’s a politically incorrect thing to say, but it’s important.  Ovens, especially electric ovens, cycle on and off so they’re always coasting over and under the temperature in a sine wave type of pattern.  You can minimize that by allowing the metal inside the oven to heat up to the oven temperature.  This will help to keep the temperature far more stable as you open the door to insert trays of cookies.

How you dish the cookies is also important.  I would suggest using a #24 ice cream disher (or scoop, depending on what you want to call it) to dish up your cookies.  This way, the cookies will be the same size and will get done at the same time.  Quantity control.  For cookie sheets, I would recommend using a standard aluminum half-sheet pan.  You can find these at any restaurant supply store for $4-5 dollars.  Avoid using non-stick pans, and really avoid using dark non-stick pans.  On top of your cookie sheet you should use either parchment paper, which you can find in the same aisle as your aluminum foil or plastic wrap, or even better, a silicone baking mat like a Sil-Pat.  These things are marvelous.  Cookies will not stick to them, nor will the bottoms burn before the top is done.   Best of all, they wipe clean with a wet paper towel, and the baking sheet never needs to be washed.

I usually dish about 9 cookies per tray and bake only one tray at a time.  Make sure that if you’re doing several trays, you let your trays cool down between batches.  Don’t put the cookie dough on a hot cookie sheet.  It will cause the fat to melt too quickly, and the cookie could come out too thin.

Bake the cookie for 9-11 minutes.  If I keep my oven at exactly 375, use the aluminum half-sheet pan with a silicone baking mat, I usually pull my cookies out right at 10 minutes, or will let them bake for another 30 seconds or so.

When the cookies first come out of the oven, they will seem a little soft and a little underdone.  They will also seem a little too puffy. This is okay.   Let the cookies cool on the baking sheet for at least 10 minutes.  As the cookies cool, the remaining heat in the pan will finish up the cookies, the fat will solidify and the cookies will get that nice chewy consistency.  And the air in the bubbles inside the cookie dough will cool and contract, causing the cookie to deflate slightly.

Then eat to your heart’s content.  Anything this good can’t be bad for you. :)

Here’s the recipe again in standard format:

 

Matt’s Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies

1 Stick of Unsalted Butter at room temperature
1/2 C. Unflavored Shortening
1 C. Brown Sugar
1/2 C. White Sugar
2 teaspoons of Pure Vanilla Extract
2 Large Eggs
200 Grams (1 1/2 C.) Bread Flour
140 Grams (1 C.) All-Purpose Flour
1 teaspoon Baking Powder
1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda
1 teaspoon of salt
1/2 Bag of High-Quality Chocolate Chips

1. Whisk Flours, Baking Soda, Baking Powder, and Salt together in a mixing bowl.  Set aside

2. Using a stand mixer or hand mixer, cream butter, shortening, and sugars together for several minutes until light and fluffy.

3. Add eggs and vanilla to the butter/sugar mixture and beat to combine

4. Slowly incorporate the flour mixture into the wet ingredients with your mixer until the dough is formed.

5.  Stir chocolate chips into the dough by hand

6. Refrigerate dough for at least 30 minutes, but preferably 24-36 hours.

7. Preheat oven to 375 for at least 30 minutes before baking the first batch of cookies

8. Dish dough onto a room temperature aluminum baking tray lined with a silicone baking mat using a #24 ice cream disher

9. Bake cookies for 9-11 minutes.  Let cool for 10 minutes on the tray before removing.

Variations:  Try adding nuts if you like them.  A couple of large flakes of course ground sea salt give a fantastic contrast between the salty and the sweet.  Or, a dash of cayanne pepper might give a surprising little background note to your cookies.

 

When I get home after Christmas, I’ll create a .PDF with a printable 4X6 recipe card on it.

Enjoy this recipe.  I only ask that if you try these and love them, send me an email and let me know.  Or comment here.  And, if your ever pass the recipe along, please put my blog address (http://blog.mattarmstrongmusic.com) on the recipe card.

 

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A few months ago, I promised my younger sister that I would help her learn how to make an awesome chocolate chip cookie.  I have spend nearly every Saturday and Sunday over the last two months making multiple batches of said baked goods, all in an effort to develop the best CCC I could.  I used other people recipes, I adapted popular recipes, tried different flour, tried different fats, sugars, methods, temperatures, baking times. 

Today, I FINALLY did it.  I made the CCC’s I remember from my youth.  Now all I need is that round, flat 70′s avocado Tupperware container with the yellow ridged lid to put said cookies in, and my trip down confectionary memory lane will be complete.  (Including my preference for water instead of milk with my cookies, because I used to be allergic to milk and still don’t like it very much…except on cereal.)  I made batches that were good, but ugly.  I made one batch that I actually threw out entirely because they were so bad.  I tried new tools, went through eight bags of chocolate chips, and made my co-workers simultaneously love and despise me. 

These little cookies are perfect.  They look identical to the ones in the picture to the left (I didn’t want to haul out my camera and retouch a photo, so I just stole a picture from the internet), they’re slightly crunchy/chewy on the outside and soft in the middle.  They’ve got a very nice vanilla caramel flavor, and the chocolate has managed to stay somewhat soft, even after the cookies have cooled.  The crust is the perfect shade of Golden Brown (or “Golden Brown and Delicious” as Alton Brown would say) with the little cracks and crevices that just scream “I’m a perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie!”  Not to oversell them, though.

This little experiment has been a learning experience, and is fairly typical of the way I approach things I want to master.  I read like crazy, learn the theory, and then experiment until I get it right.  Had I come to the conclusion that a degree in Music Dance Theatre is even more worthless than the paper it is printed on far sooner in my life, I may have been able to pursue a path in science.  I think I would have been good at it. I feel like I have a solid enough grounding on the science of cookie making that I could start inventing my own cookie recipes.  I won’t, but I could. 

And now?  Now I’m not going to tell you.

I know, I’m a bastage.

No, I will tell you all…eventually.  But there’s two reasons why I can’t yet.  First, I need to have someone at a higher elevation try out the cookie recipe to make sure that it works at, say, 4500 feet above sea level.  I’d like to make sure it really is a fail-proof recipe, but as I’m only a couple hundred feet above sea level, I need to make sure the recipe is too finely tuned to my elevation.  (It makes a huge difference, you know).  Secondly, it’s late, I just had a full-blown sugar crash, and I’m going to go to bed because I need to go to work tomorrow and take my last batch of chocolate chip cookies to work to be disseminated amongst my colleagues.  And I will say this:  I don’t want to eat another Chocolate Chip Cookie for a long, long time.

Until then, just know this: My cookie recipe is better than yours.  So there.  Pbbbbth.

 

I love good BBQ, but one of the downsides of living in an apartment in the middle of a temperate rain forest is that I don’t have the ability to spend 10-12 hours outside slow-smoking pork.  And, unfortunately, you can’t get much further away than the epicenter of good BBQ than the pacific Northwest, so the area is lacking decent BBQ joints.

Thus, enter the Cheater’s BBQ Pulled Pork.  It’s got that nice, smokey flavor, and is pull-apart tender, but it’s made in the crock pot.  I was skeptical of this recipe, but it’s pretty darn good.  It’s not the same as real BBQ pulled pork, but it’s pretty darn close…at least, it’s as close as you’re going to get without an oil drum, a stack of hickory firewood, and a WHOLE lot of time.

I found this recipe on the Splendid Table web site, and altered it a little to make it better!  (I can never just make the recipe as is).  The measurements of the spices are approximate, this is really forgiving, so you don’t have to measure the amounts.  Just make sure that the Paprika, Brown Sugar, and Salt are the largest amounts

6-7 lbs of Pork Shoulder Roast
1/4 C Paprika
1/4 C Brown Sugar
2 T Salt
1 T Dry Ground Mustard Seed
1 T Onion Powder
1 T Garlic Powder
1 t Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1/2 C Liquid Smoke

Cut the pork shoulder in the 2-3 inch chunks.  (They don’t have to be perfect.  This will be pulled pork, after all).  In a large mixing bowl, combine the dry spices.  Coat each chunk of the pork on all sides with the dry mixture and massage it into the meat.  (Dry Rub).  Place all the meat into the crock pot.  Pour the liquid smoke into the crock pot and place on the lid.  Cook on low for 10-12 hours.

After 10 hours or so, the pork should have given up a lot of its juices.  You can tell if the pork is ready to eat by sticking a fork into one of the chunks, and twisting it slightly.  If the pork falls apart, it’s done.  Remove the meat from the juices using thongs or a slotted spoon.  (Trying to use a fork will result in a massive comedy of errors…). 

Using two forks, shred the pork.  You can then use it however you’d like.  Toss it with BBQ sauce of your choosing and serve on hamburger buns with pickles and corn chip.  Heat some black-eyed peas with some butter and garlic, toss in some of the BBQ pork, and serve over a bed of lettuce with scallions.  Heat the pork in a skillet with some canned green chilies, cumin, chili powder, and a couple of splashes of your favorite cola, and you have pork barbacoa which you can use in tacos, burritos, or salads with pinto beans or black beans.  You can even eat is straight up with no sauce.  It’s pretty darn good.  

This makes a TON of usable meat, so it’s great to make one night, then use the leftovers for another night.  I made this last night for myself, and I still have a gallon-sized zip-top bag full of meat to last me the remainder of the week.

Enjoy!

 

Hey loyal blog readers (all seven of you):

I am currently doing some research on the great American Chocolate Chip Cookie (CCC, for short).  I’m doing this because a) I’m a complete and total dork, b) I’m a food whore, and c) because I promised my younger sister that I would help her make the best chocolate chip cookies.  This weekend, I made two different batches in my research.  I, of course, made the traditional Toll House recipe, and also a recipe from my culinary hero, Alton Brown.

If you make those really cake-y CCCs (that are puffy and really light), you don’t need to bother sending me the recipe.  (As far as I’m concerned, those can barely be called CCCs).  I’m also not looking for any recipes that are “gourmet.”  I don’t need CCC’s with caramelized saffron and Rose Petals or anything like that…even if they are really good.  Just your basic cookie recipe.

Please e-mail them to me at DrChumley (at sign here) that one gmail place.

The person who submits the best recipe will win a prize.  Or not.  I haven’t decided.  Just help a brotha out.

Thanks!

 

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Well, boys and girls.  It’s that time again.  The weather’s nippy, the leaves are changing color, and it’s time to start eating warm and hearty soups.  This little creation is one that I just came up with tonight, and it was amazing.

Ingredients

2 C. Orzo Pasta
2 Slices of dried-out bread
1/4 – 1/2 C. Milk
2 Quarts of Chicken Stock (Homemade is preferable)
1 lb. Ground Turkey
1 Egg
1 Medium Onion, finely diced
2 Large Carrots, diced
1 Zucchini, diced
2 t. dried parsley
1 t. dried thyme
1 t. dried sage
1 T. butter
1 C Water
Sale & Pepper
Oil

Instructions

1. In a food processor, coarsely chop the bread into crumbs.  Add 1/4 C of milk and pulse.  Continue adding milk as necessary until you get a paste.  (Better to have too little milk than too much.)

2. In a large bowl, combine turkey, the bread mixture, egg, 1 tsp salt, pepper, 1 t. parsley, 1/2 t. sage, and 1/2 t. thyme.  Mix with your hands until thoroughly incorporated.  Roll turkey mixture out into 1 T. balls.  In a non-stick pan, heat oil and butter until hot.  Brown meatballs and set aside (you don’t need to cook them all the way through).

3. In a large stock pot, bring chicken stock up to a boil.  Add onion and the remaining dried herbs.  Once it’s been brought to a boil, add the orzo and the pre-browned meatballs.  (Be careful stirring, as you don’t want the meatballs to disintegrate).  Simmer for a few minutes.  Add carrots.  Simmer a few more minutes.  Finally, add the zucchini and let simmer for another minute or two until it just starts to soften.  Remove from heat.

4.  Enjoy!

 

So, the self-imposed hiatus is coming to a close, and soon I will be back to writing my same old entries about the emotional roller coaster that is my life.  I wish I could say that the last month has led me to exciting new vistas and important self-realization.  But it hasn’t.  It’s mostly just let me to distraction.

Work and school.  School and work.  That’s been the story of my life.  My account class winds up next week, and I’m sitting at 99.8% in the class right now.  I’m actually going to get an A in accounting, and keep my GPA in tact!  Huzzah!  This class has been like pulling teeth without an anesthetic.

Now that I’ve joined Corporate America (TM), I look forward to Saturdays in a way that I never did before.  When you’re an actor, especially in Utah, Saturday means that you have to do two or three shows in a single day.  Now, I work really hard to get my homework for the week done by Friday, so Saturday morning, I can relax, enjoy myself, and be a bum.  And for the last several week, a bum who bakes.

Not many people know this about me, but I am a master of Pies.  (I LOVE Pie.  I’d much rather have a birthday pie than a birthday cake).  Living in the greater northwest, I am blessed with a ready abundance of cheap fruit with which to make my crusted concoctions.  So, for the last several weeks, I have awoken around 9:00, gotten ready, taken Luke for a walk, and then the dog and I hop in the car and drive down to the local farmer’s market.  Seeing as how the farms that actually supply the produce to half the nation are within an hour’s drive, this really is a farmer’s market.  The last few weeks have been all about the berries…blueberries and raspberries mostly.  Although, I did get some Tayberries last week.  Blackberries grow wild everywhere here, so I don’t even have to leave my apartment complex to find enough blackberries for a pie. 

But the last two weeks have been all about the peaches.  The first peaches are just coming into season, and there is nothing that screams summer more than a perfectly ripe peach with just the right mix of tartness and sweetness, juice running down your chin.  It’s one of life’s great pleasures.

I’ve often heard of Peach Pies, but I’ve never made one and, although my mother tells me I have had them, I don’t remember ever having eaten one.  So tonight, I figured I’d try out my Peach Pie. 

Heaven. Have. Mercy.

Being a master of pies, I make the best pie crust ever.  (Not to oversell it…)  Even my grandmother asked me how I made my pie crust, and you know when your grandma starts asking for your recipes, you’re doing something right.  But fillings have taken me a little longer to get the hang of.  But today, on my first attempt, I made the PERFECT peach pie filling…the peaches were soft without being mushy, the gel was set, but not too thick.  The bottom crust was crispy, the top was perfectly browned.  A single slice of warm peach pie with a scoop of Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, and I was all but begging with the Lord to take my life before I had to come down from my summer high.

I got another flat of blueberries and raspberries…probably the last of the season, and tomorrow, I’m going to make another mixed berry pie (I’ll probably go pick a few blackberries as well).  In a few weeks, we’ll start seeing apples, and I am looking forward to the opportunity to try out some new techniques this year.

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On a somewhat related gastronomic note, Haagen Dazs, (Subsidiary of Satan Foods, Inc.) has just introduced a new flavor.  This flavor was a content winner for some new flavor content of which I was largely unaware, but for which I will be forever grateful.  This glorious flavor? Caramelized pear with toasted pecans.  (Cue heavenly choir of angels).  This ice cream is Ah. Maze. Ing.  Unfortunately, it’s probably one of those flavors which will just disappear after two months, but I hope it sells well enough to stick around.

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On yet another related note: I haven’t been to the gym since March.

 

Lately, I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the food I grew up with.  When I moved away from home and to Provo, I was exposed to a whole variety of ethnic food that you can’t find in places like the small mid-western town I grew up in.  You got Big Boy, fast food, "Mexican," and "Chinese."  That was it.  Oh, and lots of little cafes and diners too. 

But Japanese, Indian, Italian, Ecuadorian, Afghani, Brazilian, Malaysian, Korean, Vietnamese, real Chinese, French, Thai, etc.  These were all kinds of food I’d never tried before I left Michigan.  So, for the last several years, I’ve been expanding my palette.  I’ll try most things at least once, though I may never try them again.

But here in Redmond, you can’t throw a rock without hitting either seven Starbucks or 9 restaurants serving foods of Asian origin (mostly Japanese and Thai).  And though I enjoy those cuisines, they wear a bit thin after a while.

My mom, who I love dearly, is a very good recipe cook.  She can make anything from a recipe.  But, by her own admission, she isn’t a kitchen improviser the way that I am.  I seem to have this innate understanding of how food works, and I just seem to be able to make it fit together.

But as I mentioned before, I’ve been craving some of the food I grew up with.  My mom used to make Lemon Chicken (which isn’t anything like the lemon chicken you get at a Chinese Restaurant).  I’ve been craving meatloaf (which is strange because I always hated my mom’s meatloaf).  But one of my favorite dishes that my mother made was Beef Tips over Buttered Egg Noodles.

If you’ve never had this dish, it probably sounds a little weird.  It’s stew-sized pieces of beef that are braised in a brown gravy, then poured liberally over egg noodles.  It’s really, really yummy.  And REALLY mid-western.  I called my mom to get the recipe, but she couldn’t find it.  So, I did a little tinkering, and came up with a pretty good recipe of my own.  Here goes.

 

2 Lbs of Stew Beef
1 1/2 C Water
1/2 C Flour
2 T Beef Bouillon Granules
1 t. Dried Parsley
1/2 t. Dried Thyme
1 T. Cornstarch
Salt and Pepper to Taste
Canola or Vegetable Oil

Preheat the oven to 275-300 degrees

Throw the beef and flour in a Ziploc bag and shake to coat the beef.  In a large, oven-proof vessel (I use an enameled cast iron pot, but anything that can be used both on the stove and in the oven will work), heat up the oil and brown the floured beef.  While the beef is browning, combine water, beef bouillon, parsley, and thyme in a separate pot and bring to a boil.  Combine the cornstarch and some water in a small container and shake to create a slurry (I use a tiny gladware container for this).  Pour the slurry into the boiling mixture a little at a time and let it come back up to a boil to thicken.  Once it’s the consistency of a very loose gravy (it’s going to cook a lot longer, so don’t over-thicken) pour the gravy into the skillet.  Cover tightly and place in the oven for 2-3 hours or until fork tender. 

Serve over buttered egg noodles.  Makes enough for four people if you’re having other dishes or two if you’re not.  (Living alone, I rarely go to the effort of making a full, balanced meal when I cook.  I usually make just one dish and eat enough of it to make me sick.)

The processed ingredients, the dried herbs–they’re so indicative of the mid-western housewife cooking style from mid-20th century.  Normally, I wouldn’t be caught dead using ingredients like that in my cooking.  But sometimes, you just want to go back home. 

For me, this recipe reminds me of sitting at the big dining room table in our old Michigan home that had been built in 1914.  It was probably late fall or winter.  Maybe the Christmas decorations were out (Christmas was huge at our house.)  There was certainly snow on the ground.  Maybe I had just gotten back from Swim Practice or would be rushing out to play practice.  Jake or Megan and I would argue over who got to sit in the "one place"–the side of the table where there was only one chair instead of two.  Dad would fake us out by pretending to throw the loaf of bread while still holding on to the end of the bag.  Mom would make fruit salad out of canned mixed fruit, mandarin oranges, and sliced bananas.  Megan would belch loudly enough to peel the wallpaper.

Good times. 

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