A Little Update

So, guess what?  I don’t know what to blog about!  I need ideas.

Or perhaps I need to just give up on the blog.  If I don’t have anything interesting to blog about, maybe it’s a sign that I’ve finally expressed everything interesting I have to express, and now I should just get off the ‘net instead of continuing to populate my blog with self-pitying ramblings and morose introspections.  I mean, honestly.  It’s not like I’m some pre-teen Twi-Hard or anything.

(I’m totally Team Jacob…um…I mean…)

In all seriousness, though, I’ve just not been leading a very interesting life lately.  I’m boring.  BORING.  So, to that end, I’m opening up the blog to questions.  Please, all three readers (I gained one!) ask me questions.  If your question is poignant, funny, enraging, or stupid enough, I may answer it.  Get me going on one of my trademark rants (easy).  Make me cry like a little girl (easier).  Make me feel guilty about my choice of lifestyle (easiest). 

Please ask away.  I want to write, but I’m not having a very easy time coming up with something.

My blog is in your hands.